pottersir:

if you think it’s degrading to work in retail remember that voldemort worked at borgin and burkes before he became the dark lord

roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

supernaturalwholock:

the-perks-of-being-superwholock:

i was in my room and someone knocked on the door so i screamed “WHAT” very viciously because i was watching spn and this very handsome guy walks in with a vacuum and hes like “im ur cleaning lady im here to clean OOH IS THAT SUPERNATURAL” and he just drops the vacuum and sits on my bed and now we’re watching spn together what do i do

let him watch 

He called himself your cleaning lady

Keep him

spicyshimmy:

a number of years ago today, 34 to be exact, god said, “let so many lives be ruined.” and chris pine was born, and there was much rejoicing, but also bemoaning, cursing, shouting, gardening, yoga shirt wearing, lettuce gathering, nipple showing, gray bearding, and ankle baring. it was the best worst idea ever. what are we going to do with 34 years of all this pie

drinkinq:

do you ever just stare at your homework and cry

suckmyvertical:

fucking cuddle with me you bitch

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

gymleaderfrank:

*reblogs that post from someone else because I don’t like you*

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